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Major city · Italy

Bastardo

Skip Bastardo as a destination. It's an industrial town with one Roman tunnel and a hotel. Use it only as a cheap base for Umbria day trips, or pass through on the way to Assisi or Spoleto.

Bastardo is a small food-processing town in southern Umbria with a name that raises eyebrows. It has few sights of its own — the main one is a Roman tunnel called Ponte del Diavolo — but its location near the E45 makes it a practical, inexpensive base for exploring Umbria's hill towns. Most travellers should skip it or use it for a single night.

basic guide: no trip line yet
More
3 pages, for the metro and roaming-off days
Map
More ways in
Local time, weather, currency, airports
Weather
see forecast
Currency
EUR
Best months
Apr–Jun, Sep–Oct
avoid Jul–Aug (hot, crowded)
Airports
PEG · FCO
Nights
1

Not a trip line yet

This is a basic guide for Bastardo: no airport-to-bed path, walking clusters or day plans yet. Fares and schedules here are unverified. What this page does cover
Rules in force · 8Non-EU visitors get 90 days in any rolling 180-day window…
  • Europe ↗Non-EU visitors get 90 days in any rolling 180-day window, counted across all 29 Schengen states together — not per country; the Entry/Exit System now logs each crossing, so an overstay is detected automatically.
  • Europe ↗On the first Schengen entry since EES began, non-EU travellers give four fingerprints and a face photo at the border instead of a passport stamp; there is nothing to apply for or pay in advance.
  • Italy and Malta ↗The region's headline sights run on timed tickets that sell out: book the Vatican Museums, the Colosseum, the Uffizi, the Last Supper and Malta's Hypogeum before you fix train and hotel dates.
  • Italy and Malta ↗Budget for per-night city taxes in Italy (up to about €10 a person in Rome), Malta's per-night environmental contribution, and Venice's day-visitor fee on peak days; none are included in most online room prices.
  • Italy ↗Italy is in the Schengen area. Check the entry rules for your passport on official sources; the EU's Entry/Exit System registers non-EU visitors at the first Schengen border, and further pre-travel authorisation rules are being introduced.
  • Italy ↗Historic centres are ZTL limited-traffic zones: cameras fine any unauthorised car that enters, often months later through the hire company. Park outside and walk in.
  • Italy ↗Regional train tickets bought on paper must be validated in the machine on the platform before boarding; digital tickets carry a time and need no stamping.
  • Italy ↗Venice charges day-visitors an access fee on selected peak days; check the city's official site if you are not sleeping there.

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  • Walking areas with bag rules
  • Day plans checked against opening hours
  • Airport-to-bed timings and the last safe connection
  • Field-checked times and prices
Emergency numbers for Bastardo113 ▾

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EssentialsQuick answers and what things cost

Essentials

Quick answers and what things cost

Quick answers

The questions people ask first about Bastardo, one line each. Tap a card for the full answer.

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Cost cheat-sheet

2026 desk estimate · check

Typical prices for the everyday things, as ranges. Your currency is shown next to the local price.

  • CoffeeCoffee at a bar€1.00–1.20 (≈ US$2)
  • BeerBeer (bottle)€3–5 (≈ US$4–6)
  • Budget bedAgriturismo apartment (up to 4), a night, per room€90 (≈ US$110)
  • Mid-range bedDouble room in Hotel Paradiso or similar, a night, per room€100 (≈ US$120)
  • High-end bedDouble room in Hotel Paradiso or similar, a night, per room€130 (≈ US$160)

A day, not counting the bed: Budget €40 (≈ US$50) · Mid €70 (≈ US$85) · High €120 (≈ US$140)

Local prices, with USD next to them (rates 2026-09 (approximate); change it in the header). Ranges are desk estimates: check locally. Every price and the budget calculator →

DecideWhat it is known for, and when the weather works

Decide

What it is known for, and when the weather works

At a glance

What the city is known for, how you fly in, and where to find the phrases.

Ponte del Diavolo (Devil's Bridge)Inexpensive base for Umbria day tripsFood processing (wheat, olive oil)
Airports
PEG Perugia San Francesco d'Assisi (About 40 km (25 mi); bus or taxi to Bastardo) · FCO Rome Fiumicino (About 2 hours by car or train+bus)

Best months at a glance

From the guide's best and avoid lists

  1. Jan

    not flagged

    9°C (48°F)

  2. Feb

    not flagged

    11°C (52°F)

  3. Mar

    not flagged

    15°C (59°F)

  4. Apr

    Best

    18°C (64°F)

  5. May

    Best

    23°C (73°F)

  6. Jun

    Best

    28°C (82°F)

  7. Jul

    Avoid

    32°C (90°F)

  8. Aug

    Avoid

    32°C (90°F)

  9. Sep

    Best

    27°C (81°F)

  10. Oct

    Best

    21°C (70°F)

  11. Nov

    not flagged

    14°C (57°F)

  12. Dec

    not flagged

    10°C (50°F)

Best: Apr–Jun, Sep–Oct. Avoid: Jul–Aug. Month by month →

Warmest Jul (32°C (90°F)), coolest Jan (1°C (34°F) low), wettest Apr (9 rain days), driest Jul (4). Averages, not a forecast.

Weather and climate

Forecast from Open-Meteo · averages rounded

Bastardo: next 7 days

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Air quality

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Model estimate (CAMS via Open-Meteo), not a street-level station; readings near busy roads run higher.

Jan

9°C (48°F)

1°C (34°F)

7 rd

Feb

11°C (52°F)

2°C (36°F)

7 rd

Mar

15°C (59°F)

4°C (39°F)

8 rd

Apr

18°C (64°F)

7°C (45°F)

9 rd

May

23°C (73°F)

11°C (52°F)

8 rd

Jun

28°C (82°F)

15°C (59°F)

6 rd

Jul

32°C (90°F)

18°C (64°F)

4 rd

Aug

32°C (90°F)

18°C (64°F)

5 rd

Sep

27°C (81°F)

14°C (57°F)

6 rd

Oct

21°C (70°F)

10°C (50°F)

8 rd

Nov

14°C (57°F)

5°C (41°F)

9 rd

Dec

10°C (50°F)

2°C (36°F)

8 rd

High / low, both scales · rd = rain days

Arrive & moveAirports are listed under At a glance; this is how to move once you are in

Arrive & move

Airports are listed under At a glance; this is how to move once you are in

Getting around

Car is essential. The town is small enough to walk, but sights and day trips require driving. No local bus service of note.

Nearest full guides

Straight-line distance, not travel time

See & doDay-trips, door to door

See & do

Day-trips, door to door

Day-trips

Door-to-door, not ride time

Door to door: About 40 min

Car via E45 and SS75, about 30 min

Basilica of St Francis and Roman ruins; a full morning.

Door to door: About 35 min

Car via E45, about 25 min

Medieval centre, Galleria Nazionale, chocolate shops.

Door to door: About 30 min

Car via SS3, about 20 min

Flower-filled alleys and Roman gates; half a day.

Door to door: About 1 h 15 min

Car via E45 and A1, about 1 h

Duomo, underground caves, good for a full day.

Gubbio

go

Door to door: About 1 h

Car via SS3 and SS298, about 50 min

Medieval hill town with a funicular; half day.

Door to door: About 50 min

Car via E45, about 40 min

Cascata delle Marmore (waterfall) and Roman ruins.

Eat & sleepWhich area to sleep in

Eat & sleep

Which area to sleep in

Where to sleep

Areas, not hotels: pick the one that fits your arrival time and plans.

Bastardo centre

Hotel Paradiso and a few B&Bs; quiet, limited dining.

Giano dell'Umbria

Agriturismo Rustichino and other farm stays a few km out; more space and scenery.

PracticalWhat a day costs, what to watch out for, and the pocket card

Practical

What a day costs, what to watch out for, and the pocket card

Cost per day

2026 estimate, excluding the bed unless stated
Budget
€40–60 (≈ US$50–70) excl. bed
Mid
€60–100 (≈ US$70–120) excl. bed
High
€100 (≈ US$120)+ excl. bed

Trip budget

2026 estimate · converts to your currency
Double room in Hotel Paradiso or similar1 × 1 night × €100€100
Food, local transport, entries2 × 1 day × €70€140
Car rental per day (economy)1 × €40 · check€40
Fuel for 100 km1 × €15€15
Buffer 10%Price creep, a taxi you did not plan, one splurge€30
Trip total≈ €163 per person per day, bed included€325≈ US$400

2026 estimate in euros; car rental and fuel excluded.

Prices of common things

Coffee at a bar€1.00–1.20 (≈ US$2)
Pizza or pasta dish€8–12 (≈ US$10–14)
Beer (bottle)€3–5 (≈ US$4–6)
Hotel Paradiso B&B per person€40–50 (≈ US$50–60)
Agriturismo Rustichino per person€45–65 (≈ US$55–80)

2026 estimate; check locally.

Watch out

Safety

Bastardo is a quiet industrial town with low crime. Watch for traffic on the E45 and narrow roads in the countryside.
  • No train station; the nearest is Spoleto or Foligno.
  • Restaurants are few; book ahead or eat in nearby towns.
  • The name draws curiosity but there is no tourist infrastructure.

Emergency numbers

Police
113
Fire
115
Ambulance
118
EU emergency
112

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Emergency

  • Police113
  • Fire115
  • Ambulance118
  • EU emergency112

Embassy

The US Embassy is in Rome; consulates in Milan, Florence, Naples. Most other countries have embassies in Rome.

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Fare anchors (2026 estimate)

  • Perugia airport → Bastardo by taxi: about €50–70 (≈ US$60–85), 40 min (check)
  • Bastardo → Assisi by car: about 30 min, fuel €5 (≈ US$6)

Say or show

  • Buongiorno — Hello (bwohn-JOHR-noh)
  • Grazie — Thank you (GRAHT-see-eh)
  • Quanto costa? — How much? (KWAHN-toh KOH-stah)
  • Dov'è l'hotel? — Where is the hotel? (doh-VEH loh-TEL)
  • Aiuto — Help (ah-YOO-toh)
Deep diveWhat this guide covers so far, and its sources

Deep dive

What this guide covers so far, and its sources

Not a trip line yet

This is a basic guide: no airport-to-bed contract, walking clusters or day plans are published for Bastardo. Airport, fare and schedule details are unverified; check the operators before you fly.

What we know, and what is coming

On this page

  1. Best months: Apr–Jun, Sep–Oct · avoid Jul–Aug (hot, crowded) · month by month →
  2. 2 airports and 2 areas to sleep in
  3. Weather: a 7-day forecast and monthly averages
  4. Cost per day in 3 bands
  5. 6 day-trips, door to door
  6. 3 things to watch out for, with emergency numbers

Coming as the guide grows

  1. Place pages for Ponte del Diavolo and nearby agriturismi.
  2. Eat pages for the few restaurants in Bastardo and Giano dell'Umbria.
  3. Day-trip itineraries from Bastardo to Assisi, Perugia, Spello.

Sources

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